The Internet is a strange place …Stranger than Fiction I came across this website On the internet http://reserveaspotinheaven.com/they claim to have reservation Tickets to Heaven, I will not impose any judgment on any Religious but………This is a total ripoff,I researched on the website and found out they get Millions of customers Each month,that is hard to believe but its true ,they are some people that are very heaven conscious, too heaven conscious it cost about 12 dollarsIf you die and dont make it to heaven they offer a money back guarantee ,Lol can this get funnier You get an Id. a satisfied customer
Yo Ever eaten any type of meat ,Fish,beef,chicken,sea foods E.T.C ,I know i have !,Guess where they came from,they came from Animals .what if i told you that you can grow your own meat in a laboratory thats right ! they call this kind of meat in vitro meat, also known as cultured meat, cruelty free meat, test tube meat, tubesteak, or shmeat. Lets call it shmeat.
Shmeat is not actually all Artificial they use part of the animal to grow the meat, Most meat is animal muscle. The process of developing in vitro meat involves taking muscle cells(usually stem cells) and applying a protein that helps the cells to grow into large portions of meat Of course since they are muscles and everybody knows if you dont Excersise a muscleit would wear out (Muscle atrophy).Once the initial cells have been obtained, additional animals would not be needed – akin to the production of yogurt cultures. Conceivably, one animal could provide more than a billion pounds of in vitro meat to feed the world’s population for at least several hundred years .
Although in vitro meat consists of natural meat cells, consumers may find such a high-tech approach to fo
od production distasteful. In vitro meat has been disparagingly described as ‘Frankenmeat’, reflecting a sentiment that it is unnatural and therefore wrong.If in vitro meat turns out to be different in appearance, taste, smell, texture, or other factors, it may not be commercially competitive with conventionally produced meat.Yuop It looks like KFC might have some competition .
the sound of ”Artificial meat” might be scary but it does hold some Advantages
Land and Energy use Can be drastically reduced !Green house gas production ,meaning hey ….Summer is going to get a lot les Hot ,But their is a bad side to every thing The production of in vitro meat is currently very expensive—about US$1 million for a piece of beef weighing 250 grams (0.55 lb) and it would take considerable investment to switch to large scale production.
It has been 20 years since EA has been making games for FIFA and they don’t plan on stopping anytime soon,It has been announced that Fifa 14 will be released september 27 on the PS3 and xbox 360 consoles and would also be released on the windows PC .FIFA has been particularly lucrative and for EA in recent years, as the brand has grown steadily. Its most recent release, FIFA Soccer 13, sold a whopping 7.4 million copies within its first month, and 4.5 million of those were in its first five days. EA called it “the biggest sports launch of all-time.
Just like in fifa 13 lionel messi has been announced as the Star of the fifa box art. Fifa has announced it would release Fifa 14 on the next Gen consoles ps4 and Xbox one between late 2013 and early 2014 ,The Fifa 14 on the ps4 and xbox one is going to use The special Ignite Engine ,this Ignite Engine would take Sports gaming to a whole new level. what does it this ignite Engine mean for the Gaming experience ?
For starters the Crowds would not be looking like lifeless cardboard people ,” EA boasted following the announcement of Xbox One, “3D crowds and dynamic sidelines will impact the experience, and rich sports atmospheres will change organically based on the progress of a match. also “Player actions will change depending on the situation, and crowds will have an expectation of how a game is likely to play out, and react accordingly.”
Ignite is expected to give the players high intelligence similar to human intelligence Players will also react to the story of the match itself.”In FIFA 14, for example, [an AI] player’s sense of urgency increases as the match draws on and a goal is needed, rushing to take a free kick, corner or goal-kick if time is running down,” said EA.
these are some of the new features in FIFA 14
Pure Shot
Shooting has been transformed. Players have the intelligence to adjust their stride and approach angle to find the best position for hitting the back of the net. Well-hit balls feel satisfying and goals are rewarding. As well as quality strikes, players can now shoot while off balance or rushed.
Real Ball Physics
Strike the ball with more force and finesse. Realistic ball physics now determines the trajectories of balls in game, enabling players to strike the ball with force from distance, drill low rising shots with accuracy, and blast dipping or swerving shots, just like real footballers.
Protect The Ball
Dominate midfield and dictate the tempo of a match. Fend-off and block defenders from the ball while dribbling at any speed. Protect the ball from opponents to control play through midfield and dictate the pace of the match. Plus, out-muscle opponents for position before receiving the ball, then turn defenders to carve out opportunities.
Teammate Intelligence
Better decision-making delivers tighter, smarter marking and improved run tracking. Defenders recognize opportunities to provide support and win back possession. Attacking players have new ways to outsmart their opponents and break down tighter, more intelligent defences by creating space for themselves, running along the backline and checking their pace.
Sprint Dribble Turns
Utilize quick, explosive cuts and turns to beat defenders one-on-one while sprinting with the ball. Players can move in any direction, preserving their natural momentum and maintaining possession of the ball.
Variable Dribble Touches
The First Touch Control of dribbling varies a player’s touch when dribbling with pace. Skilled players have the touch and control to stand out while less skilled players will experience fewer perfect touches and more uncertainty dribbling, creating opportunities for defenders to win back possession, and placing emphasis on building play through midfield.
2nd Chance Tackles
The tackling zone has been extended to enable defenders to combine different types of tackles, recover from missed tackles quickly, and have a second chance to compete for the ball in any tackling situation.
Curling Lofted Through Balls
Players have the ability to curl the ball around opponents to deliver precision passes to teammates or send the ball into space.
Skill Games
A competitive practice mode that enable players to learn or master the fundamental skills necessary to compete at FIFA 14. Become a better player, faster, no matter what your skill level, competing against yourself or friends in all-new mini-games.
If you are planning on getting a new Smartphone this is the Article that would define your decision, It’s the ancient battle between The Four Major Smartphone Operating systems, Android OS, IOS, Windows phone 8 and the Blackberry OS 10.These Operating systems are best suited for different people. Here is my review of all the Mobile Operating systems
Windows Phone 8
Everybody knows windows ,and probably must have use the windows OS on a PC , the windows xp,Windows 7 and the windows 8 were the three latest windows OS to be released on the Pc ,with the windows 8 being the latest . The windows Brand has dominated the Pc world but not the Smartphone world ,The Windows 8 of the PC ,I believe is Quite clumsy the same can be said for the Windows Phone 8 OS .
1.) Simple Design : it has a very simple Design ,too simple !, it takes to fun and Glamour out of the smartphone Experience. There is no provision for background photos but there is a lock screen photo available, there are only two screens available for the home button . The live tile page and your list of app page ,you swipe to the left to view your app list on the right.
I find this Very boring .I also Find the Tiles on the Home screen to be very plain but they do change their Contents by sliding and flipping which makes your homescreen look very active ,you can add as many tiles to the home screen as you want .But in All the User Interface is very clean and Text based if you love Organisation you would love The windows phone .Maybe i don’t know how to use the phone but Nokia lumia’s don’t allow you to search for some contents on your phone especially Music ,The Music app is fabulous Though.
2.) Notifications :They are called Toast Notifications , It is Also very simple ,a Small text box appears at the top of your screen displaying the Notification message for some few seconds then it disappears . there is no collective record of your notifications. so if you missed the message. , you missed the message .
Toast notification
3.)applications : Applications Run very smoothly on the Windows Phones , But most Windows phones Have 1gb OF Ram or less ,which does not give room to plenty multitasking .The Windows phone store is still very much developing it can definately not compete with the google play store or Apple app store . It boast of about 130,000 apps ,while Apple and android have roughly about 800,000 Applications but apple having more Quality Apps. There is still no instagram in the windows store ,and the twitter and facebook application still have some bugs and design problems.
The most Widely used in the World, it is Google’s pride and joy The android Os there are very many varieties of phones Running the Android OS.
1.)Design : The android software is the most customizable ,most Android phones allow up to 7 home screens .Widgets ,Folders and application shortcuts can be placed on any of the Homescreens.The android Os 4.2 also known as Jelly Bean as a very rich design and a cool User interface ,it also allows Background photos . Maneuvering through the OS might take getting used to but ,it is quite Good
. 2.)Notifications: Master of the Art of Notifying . Some If not most Androids Have Notification LED lights (Those small blinking lights that Alert you of a notification , There is a central HUB for Notifications Although Not as Good As Blackberry’s Notification Hub. Android Notification Hub is full of messages from Third party Application and also inbuilt applications
3.)Applications :when it comes to Applications Google is Only rivaled by the Apple store But the Google play store has more downloads and Will soon Reach up to a Billion Application Downloads on all Devices Running the Android OS ,All popular applications are available on the Android OS and its Rumoured that even the Exclusive BBM (blackberry messenger ) is coming to The Google play store . Twitter for Android is much more evolved on the Android platform ,Later versions of Android Also provides Google Chrome(the Best web browser in the world.)
4.)Google:You might say you have never Used an Iphone before but you can never say you have never searched on google,Google is what Makes the Android so Beautiful ,you can search for virtually anything on the device and on the web ,Also Having a Google account allows you access to a Host of Google services such as Google maps,Gmail,Youtube,Google drive,Blogger,google books,google music Also Syncing (backing up of things/synchronising devices )is really easy on the android especially the backing up of Contacts .
i would be reviewing the IOS6(Internet operating system six) which is the latest one ,I would say the ios is one of the best OS out there if not the best but nothing is perfect
1.) Design: it is very simple thats what makes it consumer friendly ,The Iphone is all about the Luxurious display Thats what compliments the Os ,The iphone has a smaller screen than the popular androids(htc one and the samsung galaxy s4) meaning it has a larger pixel density .The iphone 5 now has 5 rows of apps and folders while its former had 4 ,and each folder can contain 16 app while its former 12.Changing Basic settings on the iphone Os has always been a hassle you have to go look for it in the settings App.
2.)Notification: The apple Notification center ,This is where the Widgets can be found ,there are new features for the IOS 6 Facebook and twitter are more Integrated with the IO6. The IOS6 notifications appear in two ways , as a banner and as a badge.They do tend to disturb ongoing applications ,but neither the less you can change their settings
3.)Applications : when it comes to applications nothing can match the Quantity of Quality applications in the Apple store . even i have to Admit It is really Good when it comes to applications.Twitter and Facebook are well integrated but the Only bad thing about the Apple OS is the apple maps ,it still has so many problems and it would take a while before apple maps can catch up to google maps.The apple store Really favours the paid apps ,so its focus is usually on the Paid apps ,Apple is all about the money before you can have an Apple ID you must be able to provide payment details ,if you are looking for quality ,apple is the right place to go but you must be able to spend.
I would be Brutally Honest this is a review of the Blackberry OS 1o ,any previous version of the BB10 i do not consider To be a smartphone .It is the most recent of the Four smartphone Giants. With blackberry almost going bankrupt the blackberry OS 10 was their last hope of salvation
1.)Design: the blackberry has always been Designed for Business and will always will ,Blackberry remains loyal to its money making Customers ,also the blackberry OS 10 really is built for hand Gestures the most popular is the peek feature which allows you to pick at any messages you have waiting while you are in any other app .most people say its User interface is an Hybrid of Apple and Android most people were expecting some sort of Lawsuit against blackberry ,i know i was expecting one .But generally even though the Blackberry 10 was made for business it still has the ability to please the regular smartphone user.
2.)Notification : The blackberry famous for its notification process has been reincarnated in the Blackberry OS into the blackberry hub ,An integration of all your notification feeds
Application : when it come to applications the blackberry app world is just catching up to the Windows phone store ,even though they are both underdogs when it comes to Apps.The blackberry is not yet a mature product for applications, applications make a device practical ,useful and entertaining Thats why i would recommend an android or apple device for a better smartphone experience. It is rumoured that the Research in motion Makers of blackberry smartphones are planning on bringing their flagship Application the BBM(blackberry messenger) to other platforms for free,seems like a risky move, but would you dump your Blackberry smartphone if BBM was available on other devices ?.
Cooking is a basic skill needed on other to eat good food .
I don’t have that skill 😦 . I can’t cook to save my life ,actually I can cook to save my life but after I cook I would die . I try to learn but I just can’t ,I can not emphasise how bad my cooking is .
Boko haram put my food under vehicles and wait for it expire …then it goes kaboom . My food is so bad it is used in a feast meant for the grim reaper and his minions,If you eat my food you would die ….the comic below will show you what actually happened to me one day
Ever had a Ride from Your friendly neighborhood Crack dealer while coming back from School and got kidnapped by the friendly neighborhood Crack dealer and your ass never being seen by anyone for 10 years…. a similar event happened to this girls – ( Read story on CNN )- except the man wasn’t a crack dealer he was just crazy and demented, he kidnapped 3 different girls and kept them in is house for over ten years he fed them, had sex with them ,aborted the babies he had with them himself …the dude was just demented ,and psychologically not well ..It’s best you read the story yourself, I watched it on CNN some days ago, and so I think it’s still quite fresh. They were saved my one man, Charles Ramsey a black man with a thick Ghetto accent, his interviews with CNN are always funny with the way he speaks on how he saved them, so funny that someone had to make an auto tuned remix of the interview it’s quite Funny (Watch it on youtube or download to mobile ) And no it wasn’t I that made the Auto tuned remix nor a friendly neighborhood crack dealer.
Antoine Dodson you should this dude if you are an Internet/YouTube person, if you don’t know Antoine Dodson he is a dude that rose to minor fame over an interview he did About someone trying to rape his sister as you might have guessed he has a ghetto accent and he is quite funny, even funnier than that dude that saved those three Girls, I would recommend you watch this (Watch on youtube or download to mobile )
This woman Sweet Brown Also has one of the catchiest Auto tuned interview songs (Sweet Brown – Ain’t Nobody Got Time for That (Autotune Remix)) it is super Catchy.
Watch it (Watch it on youtube or download to mobile )
If you want to funniest one I will recommend you Watch Antoine Dodson
If you want the catchiest one I recommend sweet brown
If you want the most recent one download Charles Ramsey Thank you
Lol this is my Facebook fantasy, Note: my doctor Hates me ,so does justin beiber cause he is so jealus of my looks…Notice i Ignored Ariana Grande ..yeah she is stalking me ,for people that dont know ariana grande you probably know her face ,just google her she will come up as Theo’s ex Girlfriend , Oh and As kimkhadashian’s nudes …i have decided to share them http://cheezburger.com/6417547776 enjoy .
And thats not really my facebook picture …..check out my facebook https://www.facebook.com/Theoluwani
they claim to have reservation Tickets to Heaven, I will not impose any judgment on any Religious but………This is a total ripoff, I researched on the website and found out they get Millions of customers Each month,that is hard to believe but its true ,they are some people that are very heaven conscious, too heaven conscious it cost about 12 dollars 
If you die and dont make it to heaven they offer a money back guarantee ,Lol can this get funnier 
You get an Id. 
a satisfied customer
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