FUNNY GAMES FROM MY HIGHSCHOOL(EGBON,DUNDUS,COMMAND)


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Everybody i know attended a secondary/High school,and it is most likely that everybody you know attended a secondary/high school  ,everybody may have gone to high school but we did not pass through it the same way ,we all don’t have the same stories ,So i want to share with you some experiences i experienced in high school (lol) During our younger days in school  ,I and my classmates participated in different Social Games ,Most of which were Cruel and Barbaric ,But it doesn’t matter because we are Black. To Participate in These  Games we usually have to make a bet ,it wasn’t much of a bet more like an agreement ,i don’t know why we even called it a bet .we would make an agreement that we would participate in a particular game  ,Some of  which you might even know , Games like  ,” Dundus ,Command and Egbon ”

DUNDUS

Pronounced ” d-ooo-n-duuuus ” or something like that,it  was probably the most barbaric of the games ,it went like this

”When you make a bet with someone for the game DUNDUS  ,whenever you want to seat down on a chair of anykind you must tell the person you bet with ”DUNDUS” ,unless the person has every right to KNOCK you on the head ,as many times as he likes until you say DUNDUS or Get up ”

it can be fun hitting someone else Head with your fist ,but when you get Hit ,its not so Fun .

it seems pretty simple ,say dundus before you sit down ,the problem is ,You have to remember .And things Get waaaaaayyy complicated when you bet with more than one person ,some boys would bet with all the other boys in their class  and every time they sat down ,they had to tell each and everyone ”Dundus”  ,Unless they get will Hit.

Most people usually hunt for Victims after Lunch break ,when everybody had played away their time ,usually forgetting about the Dundus game ,And once you sit down After lunch break without telling your classmates Dundus ,its the End of your mental functions for that day ,they call it a Gang up ,you would not even see it coming, four or five people would just pounce on your head and Knock the Hella out of it .and you can’t do anything about it, you just have to suck it up like this

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Another problem is when you sit down while the people you bet with are not around you ,so there would be no way you could tell them ” Dundus ”,some people will be waiting at the Cafeteria for other people to go and sit down in the Classes ,some may even HIDE behind the desks because they hate you probably because you stole their pen .there are Strategic ways to get people to sit down without saying Dundus let me give you an example

a girl will pull a boy and tell him she wants to talk to him and that he should come sit near her,the boy would be like

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the Unexpectant boy now in the zone can not possibly remember to tell the other boys ”dundus” Immediately he sits down ,some other boys from nowhere would just come and disassemble his head ,he wount even be able to do anything the embarrassment would be killer ,and the girl he was about to chat with would be laughing at him would he look at the girl and he would be like

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Betting with more than one person in your class may seem complicated ,but it is not as complicated as betting with multiple people from Other classes,because you can never tell them dundus before you sit down ,you can only hope to catch them before they knock you on the head ,it was a cruel game but it was fun when it was not played on your head .

Command

yes the name of the Game is ”command” ,you might have guessed it has something to do with commands ,it goes like this

”when you bet Command with another person you must cross any part of your body (usually your fingers ) unless the person you bet with can say the words ”Command” and have the Authority to tell you to do anything ,yes anything ”

so you had to keep some part of your body crossed at all times ,it really isn’t that simple you had to remember and also there was the case of ”Double crossing” when you cross two parts of your body (e.g Fingers and legs) they cancel each other and you would be open to be Commanded .

the commands range from slapping a teacher to kneeling down on the floor

there is this Particular command i remember very well  to this day ,i would share it

okay like my Highschool was catholic so they believed in hard work ,so after each day some students were supposed to clean the classroom ,it was the most annoying thing ,nobody liked cleaning ,but it was obligatory ,everybody had their own day of cleaning . it was a friday i was tired but it wasn’t my turn to clean the class ,i was so happy that i was going home to rest for the weekend ,as i was about to step out the door to my class ,this big headed nigga named Dennis caught me without my hands crossed ,he quickly said ”Command” and there and then i had to do whatever he said , i asked him what he wanted me to do ,he did not reply he just smiled ,he kept on smiling ,i looked towards the cleaning roster then it hit me ,his name was written down as part of today’s cleaners . he kept smiling ,i hoped he would not tell me to clean up in his place . he just kept smiling like this

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then he said ”Jump off the this floor to the ground ”

and i was like

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and he was like ,you ”you heard me right ,jump off the floor”

our class was on the second floor ,meaning if i jumped off the floor i would die

but how can i commit suicide because of a game ,but i had no choice ,i told everybody my last goodbyes and jumped off the second floor ,

I died that day ,it was sad .

yes i am dead and gone ,i scheduled this post 2 days before i jumped off the second floor ,and yes i predicted my own death .

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EGBON

there is this last game i remember ,it was called Egbon ,mainly poor people played this game ,yes i said it was played by poor people ,this is the Original ”hunger game” .it went like this

”if you bet ”Egbon” with a person  you have the power to take anything you like from the person provided you knock it out from their hands unto to the floor then say ”egbon ” .

money was the most common thing that was ”Egboned” . if i saw you licking an ice cream and i wanted you to suffer ,i could just sneak up to you ,slap it out of your hand and say ”Egbon” .you cant do shit to me.

Just imagine after a long day ,you use your last change to buy that bottle of cool refreshing Fanta ,then a bloke comes out out of nowhere and Knocks it out of your hands to the floor and you cant so shit to him ,the anger would not allow you to end the game ,you would want to get back ,thats why these games were so successful.

Just imagine you were in an examination hall and you forgot to bring your biro and you can’t leave the hall again ,all you have to do hit a pen out of a nigga’s hand and say ”Egbon”  and collect the biro .you would be like

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Okay so those were the Games and the moral of this post is 27106760Jokes ,that can’t be a moral ,this is the actual moral of the story

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The Reason why Kanye west named His Child ‘North West’


Kanye west and Kim kardashian Just had their Daughter 5:34 A.M. on the 15th of June ,This Child is already More Famous than you would probably ever be ,but ist not Only her heritage that makes are special ,its her Name, no its not  Kimye its  ”North west ” that os what makes her special ,it looks like it came out of a compass ,or a Trigonometry test .you might Even think the name Kanye west is just his stage name and he might have a more sensible name,but sadly that’s his actual name and now he feels its time to add Direction to his daughters name and life.No its Not a joke .Next time you are angry at your parents Just remember they didnt Name you North west. Here are three Possible reasons

1.Illuminati : the illuminati conspiracy is part of Kanye’s persona has a celebrity ,when you think of illuminati you think of Kanye west ,the Truth is, it is very Easy to get an Illuminati Explanation out of anything .I Frankly really don’t believe in the illuminati but i will Give you the best Explanation i have ;Bla Bla Bla the Northern star showed the three wise men the way to Jesus  Bla Bla Bla illuminati.

2.Rhymes :Kanye has always been Good when it comes to play on words ,he lil wayne and Eminem are presumably the Kings of Wordplay ,And Kanye seems to be playing with his Childs name;.

3.Another reason that is circulating around the internet is ; Kanye doesn’t think he’s a star, but he thinks his little girl is — and her name, North, points in that direction.

the three reasons Given may or not be true ,truth is in the eyes of the believer. Whatever the reason we can come to a conclusion that Kanye west i crazy

Funny tweets coming from all over twitter 

They named me North West because I know what’s up. And to the left.

when i found out my name i was like “how could you be so heartless”

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s daughter has reportedly been named ‘North West’. It’s better than their first choice, Wild.

Kanye’s kid is gonna have a hard time understanding GPS Directions. GPS: “Turn North West.” North West: “Yeah, but which way do I turn?”

I’ve got 99 problems but at least my name isn’t North West

So I’m assuming that North West won’t be a One Direction fan?

 

Please don’t steal those tweets -_-

Here is  a picture of her Birth certificate kim-kardashian-kanye-west-birth-certificate-lead-3

Lmfao -there is a website that sells reservation tickets to heaven


The Internet is a strange place …Stranger than Fiction I came across this website On the internet http://reserveaspotinheaven.com/ Capture6 they claim to have reservation Tickets to Heaven, I will not impose any judgment on any Religious but………This is a total ripoff, I researched on the website and  found out they get Millions of customers Each month,that is hard to believe but its true ,they are some people that are very heaven conscious, too heaven conscious it cost about 12 dollars  Capture jpoj[p   If you die and dont make it to heaven they offer a money back guarantee If you die and dont make it to heaven they offer a money back guarantee  ,Lol can this get funnier pj;o   You get an Id. kljnla satisfied customer

watch this Video on the strangest Money making products

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Neighborhood Crack dealer


Ever had a Ride from Your friendly neighborhood Crack dealer while coming back from School and got kidnapped by the friendly neighborhood Crack dealer and your ass never being seen by anyone for 10 years…. a similar event happened to this girls – ( Read story on CNN  )- except the man wasn’t a crack dealer he was just crazy and demented, he kidnapped 3 different girls and kept them in is house for over ten years he fed them, had sex with them ,aborted the babies he had with them himself …the dude was just demented ,and psychologically not well ..It’s best you read the story yourself, I watched it on CNN some days ago, and so I think it’s still quite fresh. They were saved my one man, Charles Ramsey a black man with a thick Ghetto accent, his interviews with CNN are always funny with the way he speaks on how he saved them, so funny that someone had to make an auto tuned remix of the interview it’s quite Funny (Watch it on youtube or download to mobile  ) And no it wasn’t I that made the Auto tuned remix nor a friendly neighborhood crack dealer.
Antoine Dodson you should this dude if you are an Internet/YouTube person, if you don’t know Antoine Dodson he is a dude that rose to minor fame over an interview he did About someone trying to rape his sister as you might have guessed he has a ghetto accent and he is quite funny, even funnier than that dude that saved those three Girls, I would recommend you watch this (Watch on youtube or download to mobile  )
This woman Sweet Brown Also has one of the catchiest Auto tuned interview songs (Sweet Brown – Ain’t Nobody Got Time for That (Autotune Remix)) it is super Catchy.
Watch it (Watch it on youtube  or download to mobile )
If you want to funniest one I will recommend you Watch Antoine Dodson
If you want the catchiest one I recommend sweet brown
If you want the most recent one download Charles Ramsey
Thank you

My facebook Fantacy


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Lol this is my Facebook fantasy, Note: my doctor Hates me ,so does justin beiber cause he is so jealus of my looks…Notice i Ignored Ariana Grande ..yeah she is stalking me ,for people that dont know ariana grande you probably know her face ,just google her she will come up as Theo’s ex Girlfriend , Oh and As kimkhadashian’s nudes …i have decided to share them http://cheezburger.com/6417547776 enjoy .
And thats not really my facebook picture …..check out my facebook https://www.facebook.com/Theoluwani