A permanent solution to Nigeria’s Mosquito problem


Gone are the days Mosquitoes fear the palms of Man. I’ve never been more terrorized in my whole entire life, apart from the discomfort of the unrelenting biting there is the fear of coming down with Malaria, they pose a double threat and these mosquitoes are actually good for nothing. I hear they pollinate flowers. Is it by force to pollinate flowers? are they the only insects in this world? We must get rid of these vile creatures for good. they have sucked their way into our health concerns,our economy, our culture. I am sure one of the first words our children learn is ”mosquito” then ”Malaria”, this should not be. I know in Nigeria there are many means of managing mosquitoes such as locking doors and windows, using fans and air conditioning, using insecticides (which is not without its health risk) and using mosquito nets. What if you are in an unfortunate situation and do not have electricity for the night, or mosquito nets or insecticides?  what do you do then? absolutely nothing, you can only suffer and lament. What we need is a permanent solution to the mosquito problem. did you know? There are so many species of Mosquitoes and not only can they transmit malaria, but a host of other viral and parasitic diseases. One such disease is the one caused by the ZIKA virus. This virus causes pregnant women to give birth to babies with congenital defects. It is transmitted by a specie of mosquito called Aedes Aegypti (and no they don’t come from Egypt). This mosquito plagues north America and south America with no remorse, so a biotech firm named Oxitec has come up with a potentially permanent solution. This permanent solution involves genetically modified or engineered Aedes Aegypti mosquitoes called the OX513A strain (sounds like something from a Sci-fi movie), this OX513A is a self-limiting strain (meaning it inhibits its own development). OX513A Males, which do not bite or transmit disease, are released to mate with wild females (Wild is an understatement). The offspring of such matings die before becoming adults. With repeated releases of sufficient numbers of these self-limiting males, there is a reduction in the wild population to below the level needed to transmit disease. Five efficacy trials have taken place in Brazil, Panama, and the Cayman Islands. These have all demonstrated that releases of Oxitec’s self-limiting mosquitoes result in reduction of the wild population by more than 90% – an unparalleled level of control. This is good news, because this is a step in the right direction toward a potentially permanent solution, and one day these mosquitoes may finally go extinct. We just hope that one day a genetically modified Anopheles mosquito is engineered and released in Nigeria in order to destroy these vile blood sucking creatures of the night.

The fantasy premier league


The Fantasy premier league also known as ‘’FPL’’, Is a virtual Football based game and just as the name suggest, it is fantasy, completely made up, but it is seasoned with a touch of reality. The game allows people like you and me to create a team of fantasy players who represent the image and performance of real life professional footballers plying their trade in the English premier league. The fixtures and results involved in the Fantasy premier league parallel the events in the English premier league, so the fantasy premier league begins and ends in accordance with the English premier league’s schedule.

At the beginning of the English premier league, FPL users also known as Managers create and name their own team, each team created is to consist of 15 squad members, who are purchased with fantasy pounds, every manager is allocated a lump sum of a 100 million fantasy pounds. 100 million fantasy pounds is a lot of money right? Too bad its imaginary. The 15 squad members consist of 5 defenders, 5 midfielders, 3 strikers and 2 goalkeepers nothing more, nothing less and you are allowed to choose a maximum of 3 players from a single English premier league team. Every game week as a FPL manager comes with the responsibility of choosing a starting eleven from your squad roster, each starting eleven player receives certain points determined by the player’s performance and is based on a point system created and maintained by the creators of the Fantasy premier league; EA sports and the Barclays premier league. The performances of your individual fantasy players are summed up into overall points, which Is a show your team’s performance and your managerial skills which include team selection, captain selection and transfers. Overall points are cumulative and are added from each successive game week. It is with these overall points FPL managers use to compete with each other in various leagues and cup competitions. FPL gives the opportunity for managers to create their own leagues which would usually comprise of friends. The rules of the fantasy premier league are far from intricate, but are still a lot to learn in a day. You can read the rules at Fantasy.premierleague.com/rules.

and you can begin playing the game at http://fantasy.premierleague.com , or download the app on any of the popular smartphone stores

The FPL game takes little but it offers a lot of fun, it actually is different experience mainly as an FPL manager you support every player on your team even if the player doesn’t play for your favorite club, and when the player does come against your favorite team there arise the mixed feelings. If you don’t already play FPL, it’s something you should consider taking up as a hobby.

below are screenshot of my and a friends team ,and a league table i belong in

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Ten Mobile phone apps a medical student should have


We live in a world that is largely orchestrated by technology, technology applies everywhere, from our homes, to our schools, to our workplaces, and to even our churches. Here in our developing environment, technology is vital in order to keep up with the current standard of practices the western world as set and even pioneer certain areas. As medical student or even as any student of a University, you are not exempted from the potentials technology has to offer, you have to keep up and also pioneer new standards of learning in the world you live in. Every medical student should endeavor to acquire a mobile phone device running software such as the android mobile Operating system, or the IOS. If you already have any of the aforementioned devices, it would be wise to have certain applications to allow you to efficiently navigate the course that is Medicine and Surgery.

These applications are;

Adobe Reader

Most of the available E-books in medicine are in portable Document format (PDF) format, and Adobe acrobat reader is the Gold standard for opening and reading PDF documents, you can create book-marks and navigate through inherent bookmarks that come with certain E-books, you can search words and view the pdf in single or continuous modes.

Google Keep

As a medical student, you would have a lot of things you have to keep in your head, things you have to remember, lists you have to create. The challenge is that you cannot remember everything, however, Google Keep makes this easy. It is like having sticky notes in your phone. You can keep reminders for assignments, details such as your bank account number, E-transact number, hospital card number, list of items to purchase, reminders and so on. The good thing is that you can synchronize this with all your internet-connected devices, meaning that if you make a list on your phone, you can access it anytime on your tablet.

Google Chrome

With the simplest of designs Google Chrome provides the best quality versions of web pages in the fastest of times. it comes with many added features, it allows you to save up to 50% Data , Save virtually any web page as a PDF and read it later with Adobe Acrobat Reader, it provides  faster navigation through the web as you can choose from search results as you type, quickly access, previously visited pages, synchronize tabs and bookmarks from your laptop to your phone and/or tablet, use incognito mode to browse without saving your history.

Wikipedia

The free encyclopedia known as Wikipedia is available as a mobile phone app, this app come with gestures allowing you access all Wikipedia Articles in user friendly formats, it allow one to save articles for offline reading so whether or not you have an active internet connection or even subscription you can access saved articles. It provides tab browsing; pressing and holding a Wikipedia link in the Wikipedia app opens a new tab in the Wikipedia app, allowing you to keep reading your current article without losing your place, and switch to the new tab when you are ready. tapping on a link shows a preview of the linked article, giving you a chance to get the gist of the link without losing your place in the article you are reading. Swipe left of any article to bring up the table of contents, which lets you jump to article sections easily.

Medscape

Medscape from webMD is the leading medical resource most used by physicians, medical students, nurses and other healthcare professionals for clinical information. Once installed and the clinical reference database downloaded, one can access 4000+ Medscape clinical reference articles offline, so without an active internet subscription one can still access this vast wealth of clinical knowledge.

Merriam Webster dictionary

Nobody knows everything and certainly nobody knows all the words in the English dictionary, but a certain level of command of the English language is needed to understand various words in the textbooks and internet articles you read. As a medical student you will come across new words you don’t know the meaning of and access to an Offline dictionary is paramount. An offline dictionary like the Merriam Webster dictionary, which is one of the most comprehensive dictionaries in the world would be a good fit for a medical student.

Microsoft Office

Microsoft Office documents is the Application created by Microsoft for reading Microsoft documents. Microsoft Office mobile is available for android OS versions 4.3.3 and below while the individual apps Microsoft word and Microsoft Powerpoint are available for android versions 5.0 and above.

Xender

This application uses the WI-FI capabilities of mobile phones to send and receive files folders and even applications at speeds far greater than that of the Bluetooth technology. It has many practical applications for instance you do not need to download any of the other apps in this article, one can simply receive all these apps through xender. You can send items of even up to I gigabyte or more which would be impractical at speeds offered by Bluetooth technology.

Opera mini

This is the perfect browser for you if you find yourself in a situation where your Network speed is slow and/or you are in dire need to save your Internet subscription’s megabytes. It possesses almost all the features Google Chrome has to offer.

An email Service

Do not underestimate the power of emails, most often project supervisors use the email as a means of communicating with their students, lectures also send lecture note pre or post lectures. it’s important to keep your emails at your fingertips. Apps such as the G-mail app or Yahoo mail app will provide you with an easy means of accessing your email. The Yahoo mail app especially provides you with the ability to add G-mail, AOL, or multiple mailboxes and easily switch between them.

For more information on How to download or use any of the features in the applications mentioned in this article, Contact me using BBM with the pin 5BF316BE

The Ebola virus and Its Nigerian Implications


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An Epidemic is what they call it ,having killed 672 people in Guinea, Liberia and Sierra Leone as of the 2nd of August 2014 ,Ebola is a the leading crises in west Africa,but not necessarily the world as the situation in Gaza seems more important.

In the Early days of the Ebola awareness ,one would think Ebola was a new dance made by one of the popular Nigerian musicians ,because of the rapidity that it spread across the country, but unlike one of Davido’s songs ,Ebola gained World wide recognition, it is said to be a deadly virus ,killing 60% of people that got infected with it ,that is 6 out of 10 people infected with the deadly Ebola virus were expected to die , that is if there were 10 Ebola patients in a room and they were away of that statistic they would know among themselves that only 4 of them should recover from the disease . but mortality rates can differ ,depending on how well the Ebola patient is taken cared of, you Don’t actually treat for the Ebola itself, because right now there is no cure for Ebola ,so treatments are symptomatic, you can only treat the symptoms it causes not the actual disease and hope the person with the disease can survive . The Ebola virus causes the Ebola virus disease and as the name suggest is a viral infection and a hemorrhagic fever,  hemorrhagic fevers are bleeding disorders and all can progress to high fever, shock and death in many cases.

A virus and a bacteria seem similar but they seem are quite different ,a bacteria is much more complex than a virus , bacteria are regarded as living things because they do what livings things should do ,on the other hand ,viruses are not really regarded as living things because they lack fundamental characteristics of living things like the ability to reproduce or survive on their own,viruses can only survive in a host cell and can only reproduce in a host cell . Viruses affect only living cells ,Viruses can even affect bacteria, yes a bacteria cell can die from a viral infection ,that is how crazy viruses are .!

There is currently no reported case of Ebola in Nigeria ,except the one Liberian man that died in the country with a case of Ebola ,he traveled to Nigeria and it is possible that he spread it before he died ,But non of the people who are suspected of having contact with him ,have shown any signs of Ebola , Now the thought of the Ebola virus in a populated country like Nigeria is unthinkable not to talk of the outbreak of the Ebola virus in a densely populated area like Lagos which in fact is the most densely populated part of the country, out of the 15 million people residing in Lagos thousands may get infected now in the light of this ,the reality is that the consequences of a Lagos outbreak are enormous . but Nigeria has the worst timing for virtually everything ,it is when the possibility of an impending Ebola outbreak is highest is when the doctors of Nigeria decide to go on a strike. i just don’t know how and why and even who to blame, the entire system of government is terrible corrupt and it seems change is futile ,the System of government on its on is infected with its own Ebola virus with no apparent cure.

recently the very false news that bitter Kola has been found as the international cure for Ebola has been circulating ,that was one of the funniest things i had read this week ,please don’t believe it ,you cant just cure viral infections by eating foods, eating foods that boost the immune system will help the body to fight the disease,but usually viral infections are not cured by drugs,usually people can be vaccinated from a viral infection ,and even the vaccination doesn’t actually cure the disease it just helps the body’s natural immune system respond better and quicker to the viral infection. and vaccination are usually very effective in preventing the viral infection from taking over a persons body,if a person survives a viral infection they are very unlikely to ever have it again because the body in the course of fighting the infection finds a way of vaccinating itself ,that’s why you hear people say that if you get chicken or small pox
(which are all viral infections) ,you cant get it again .

so just know bitter Kola won’t cure Ebola ,its just a propaganda by the Bitter kola sellers to make more money,to me it sounds very funny,and by the way you should see a rise in hand Sanitizer sales, so if you are looking to make more money ,that’s the way to go.

FUNNY GAMES FROM MY HIGHSCHOOL(EGBON,DUNDUS,COMMAND)


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Everybody i know attended a secondary/High school,and it is most likely that everybody you know attended a secondary/high school  ,everybody may have gone to high school but we did not pass through it the same way ,we all don’t have the same stories ,So i want to share with you some experiences i experienced in high school (lol) During our younger days in school  ,I and my classmates participated in different Social Games ,Most of which were Cruel and Barbaric ,But it doesn’t matter because we are Black. To Participate in These  Games we usually have to make a bet ,it wasn’t much of a bet more like an agreement ,i don’t know why we even called it a bet .we would make an agreement that we would participate in a particular game  ,Some of  which you might even know , Games like  ,” Dundus ,Command and Egbon ”

DUNDUS

Pronounced ” d-ooo-n-duuuus ” or something like that,it  was probably the most barbaric of the games ,it went like this

”When you make a bet with someone for the game DUNDUS  ,whenever you want to seat down on a chair of anykind you must tell the person you bet with ”DUNDUS” ,unless the person has every right to KNOCK you on the head ,as many times as he likes until you say DUNDUS or Get up ”

it can be fun hitting someone else Head with your fist ,but when you get Hit ,its not so Fun .

it seems pretty simple ,say dundus before you sit down ,the problem is ,You have to remember .And things Get waaaaaayyy complicated when you bet with more than one person ,some boys would bet with all the other boys in their class  and every time they sat down ,they had to tell each and everyone ”Dundus”  ,Unless they get will Hit.

Most people usually hunt for Victims after Lunch break ,when everybody had played away their time ,usually forgetting about the Dundus game ,And once you sit down After lunch break without telling your classmates Dundus ,its the End of your mental functions for that day ,they call it a Gang up ,you would not even see it coming, four or five people would just pounce on your head and Knock the Hella out of it .and you can’t do anything about it, you just have to suck it up like this

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Another problem is when you sit down while the people you bet with are not around you ,so there would be no way you could tell them ” Dundus ”,some people will be waiting at the Cafeteria for other people to go and sit down in the Classes ,some may even HIDE behind the desks because they hate you probably because you stole their pen .there are Strategic ways to get people to sit down without saying Dundus let me give you an example

a girl will pull a boy and tell him she wants to talk to him and that he should come sit near her,the boy would be like

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the Unexpectant boy now in the zone can not possibly remember to tell the other boys ”dundus” Immediately he sits down ,some other boys from nowhere would just come and disassemble his head ,he wount even be able to do anything the embarrassment would be killer ,and the girl he was about to chat with would be laughing at him would he look at the girl and he would be like

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Betting with more than one person in your class may seem complicated ,but it is not as complicated as betting with multiple people from Other classes,because you can never tell them dundus before you sit down ,you can only hope to catch them before they knock you on the head ,it was a cruel game but it was fun when it was not played on your head .

Command

yes the name of the Game is ”command” ,you might have guessed it has something to do with commands ,it goes like this

”when you bet Command with another person you must cross any part of your body (usually your fingers ) unless the person you bet with can say the words ”Command” and have the Authority to tell you to do anything ,yes anything ”

so you had to keep some part of your body crossed at all times ,it really isn’t that simple you had to remember and also there was the case of ”Double crossing” when you cross two parts of your body (e.g Fingers and legs) they cancel each other and you would be open to be Commanded .

the commands range from slapping a teacher to kneeling down on the floor

there is this Particular command i remember very well  to this day ,i would share it

okay like my Highschool was catholic so they believed in hard work ,so after each day some students were supposed to clean the classroom ,it was the most annoying thing ,nobody liked cleaning ,but it was obligatory ,everybody had their own day of cleaning . it was a friday i was tired but it wasn’t my turn to clean the class ,i was so happy that i was going home to rest for the weekend ,as i was about to step out the door to my class ,this big headed nigga named Dennis caught me without my hands crossed ,he quickly said ”Command” and there and then i had to do whatever he said , i asked him what he wanted me to do ,he did not reply he just smiled ,he kept on smiling ,i looked towards the cleaning roster then it hit me ,his name was written down as part of today’s cleaners . he kept smiling ,i hoped he would not tell me to clean up in his place . he just kept smiling like this

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then he said ”Jump off the this floor to the ground ”

and i was like

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and he was like ,you ”you heard me right ,jump off the floor”

our class was on the second floor ,meaning if i jumped off the floor i would die

but how can i commit suicide because of a game ,but i had no choice ,i told everybody my last goodbyes and jumped off the second floor ,

I died that day ,it was sad .

yes i am dead and gone ,i scheduled this post 2 days before i jumped off the second floor ,and yes i predicted my own death .

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EGBON

there is this last game i remember ,it was called Egbon ,mainly poor people played this game ,yes i said it was played by poor people ,this is the Original ”hunger game” .it went like this

”if you bet ”Egbon” with a person  you have the power to take anything you like from the person provided you knock it out from their hands unto to the floor then say ”egbon ” .

money was the most common thing that was ”Egboned” . if i saw you licking an ice cream and i wanted you to suffer ,i could just sneak up to you ,slap it out of your hand and say ”Egbon” .you cant do shit to me.

Just imagine after a long day ,you use your last change to buy that bottle of cool refreshing Fanta ,then a bloke comes out out of nowhere and Knocks it out of your hands to the floor and you cant so shit to him ,the anger would not allow you to end the game ,you would want to get back ,thats why these games were so successful.

Just imagine you were in an examination hall and you forgot to bring your biro and you can’t leave the hall again ,all you have to do hit a pen out of a nigga’s hand and say ”Egbon”  and collect the biro .you would be like

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Okay so those were the Games and the moral of this post is 27106760Jokes ,that can’t be a moral ,this is the actual moral of the story

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don’t follow me on twitter qmqmqm@Theocruz

Five things Superman Cannot do.


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5 THINGS THE MAN OF STEEL CANNOT DO 

He is Superman , Faster than a speeding bullet! More powerful than a locomotive! Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound ,Superman is all this and more when he is not weakened by kryptonite . with all these characteristics it seems that superman can do anything , but unfortunately there are some things the man of steel cannot do .

1.THE MAN OF STEEL CANNOT BRUSH HIS TEETH : 

yes Superman can not infact brush his teeth , his teeth are probably harder than steel and cleaning them won’t be ineffective with a toothbrush ,his tooth will probably be covered with super bacteria , superman may have super bad breath.

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2 .The man of steel cannot Use a Toilet more than once : 

with all his abilities it’s no surprise that superman has super poo ,its not the poo that would be deadly it would be the force at which he releases it , the same goes for Urine. It as been quite a debate whether the man of steel craps harder than the incredible hulk

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3. The man of steel cannot have sex 

yes it unfortunate but the man of steel is most likely a virgin ,i don’t even need to explain it to you,he will surely  kill his partner ,if the humping doesn’t kill her ,the Super sperm will. except he uses Kryptonite Condoms .but it still wont save her from the humping . the same goes for Bruce banner ,when he is about to have sex his heart would pump faster and he will inadvertently turn into the hulk and kill the woman.

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4. He can not play most sports E.g soccer/Football

with many other Sports, soccer is one of the sports  he cannot play ,there is no position he could play without rupturing the ball ,  as a defender his tackles would be killer, as a winger he sprint would be too much, and as a striker he would be too prolific .

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5. The man of steel cannot Get high via Needles

the man of steel’s skin is almost  impenetrable and its going to be hard injecting anything into his system( if he were a super junkie) , even normal medicinal drugs can not be shot into his bloodstream (he probably wouldn’t ever need them )

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Story of my Internet life And how i cheated in an Examination


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i rarely tell stories about me on this blog ,but i intend to change that ,i am going to tell you the history of my internet life ,got my inspiration from @Theoiz .

I must tell you it might get boring ,because i am not much of a storyteller also because my Memory is Terrible but i will try to get as much as i can .

Lets get started

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Everybody has their own Unique Childhood and how they were brought up ,and my Childhood was based on the Internet and television , i can’t remember when i  found out about the internet ,but i do know when i started using the internet. I think i was around the Age of 10 , somewhere around 2005-2006   ,My dad bought a Desktop computer ,I still remember how it looked like  ,the Monitor was huge ,like all those Sharp  television  sets .

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it was running Windows Xp ,and it had access to the internet,i really don’t remember our Internet service provider at that time ,i think it was starcomms ,i will honestly tell you the speed of that internet isn’t different from what i experience today ,only that today the sluggishness of my internet is broadcasted as WI-FI. any how you would wonder what a ten year Old kid is doing on the internet at that time ,well it was very simple ,WWW.cartoonnetwork.com ,it was like the only website i knew apat from google ,it was like the only reason i went online ,i would go there to see  watch mim-clips and play mini-games ,i was so obsessed with it,and this obseesion went on for like 2 years ,then i had a long internet Hiatus ,because i had important  Exams  they called them Juniour WAEC,and i remember i did woefully in those Examinations so i dont think stoping my internet flow did any good because i still watched loads of television . When i got back to my Online ways ,things had changed i was no longer interested in Cartoon network  .

by the time i got back on the internet ,we weren’t using The huge desktop again ,my dad had bought a laptop for the  family ,now i didn’t know where to go ,CartoonNetwork didn’t interest me anymore, and i don’t think Brazzers or bangbros Were very popular then,not that i would know anything about them .

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I soon discovered Facebook ,i had discovered the social internet A.K.A The ruiner of lives ,the originator of procrastination ,the lord of Time wasting ,Master of a thousand lies . I joined facebook ,December 2009 about 4 years ago , it felt great ,i could interact with people for free,with little or no effort .i eventually joined twitter the next year and WordPress ,2 years later . and that was last year .and that’s where we are now ,Joined instagram Last year too bla bla bla  . Its not really an interesting story ,but i have more and this time its Interesting

I have used the internet to cheat during a chemistry quiz ,i will not mention the time or place the quiz took place ,so as not to  ruin my life. we were allowed to bring to bring phones to the quiz ,but we were told not to use them . it was like telling you to bring food to a party but not to eat the food. let me be clear i don’t Condone ,any form of cheating ,and i find cheating wrong but ”when the going gets tough ,the tough gets going ”.

The quiz began ,as i read some of the questions i realized i did not know the answers to the questions ,i had to figure a way to pass the quiz ,asking for answers from the people beside won’t have been any good because i knew they were really dumb . where i am from we called those kind of people ”OLODOS”. anyhow i was surrounded by Olodos ,but i myself was an Olodo . you see the internet/network connectivity in most parts of  my school at that time was Bad. not Michael jackson Bad . it was demonic  . you could not download anything ,and loading a webpage was next to impossible  .but this time i had no choice ,i had to it ,i did not want to fail .

you see there was only one Invigilator in the classroom , even though, it was still  dangerous because if you were caught cheating you would be suspended for a year, and they won’t refund your School fees . so it was this one invigilator standing between me passing or getting suspended , I know most of you are already used to the Art of dodging The invigilators in an Examination . Matrix style

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anyway as the quiz was going on ,i brought out my phone dodging the invigilator and was just hoping that today would be my lucky day and the internet would be fast enough to allow me to browse ,and guess what it was ,it was very fast,  so fast i believe it could have downloaded HD movies in under an hour ,the speed was incredible ,but the only thing more incredible was that at the End i failed the Quiz ,i did not understand i used google to search for answers ,if i had any talent it would be the art of using google ,i could google for the world . but why did i fail ? i guess i would never know.

i am not the kind of person that keeps Grudges, i know the teacher hated me

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I passed Chemistry by the End of the Semester ,so i really did not care .

The lesson of the day is 

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My obsession with poverty and my twitter account


I just downloaded my twitter archive and i went through most of my 2ok tweets and i realized something ,i had an obsession with the word poverty ,it was clearly evident ,i now know i had a problem ,this is a compilation some of my poverty tweets and retweets to date  .

 

 

You can actually tweet and publish post on facebook after you die


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have you ever wondered what will happen to your twitter or facebook after you die? scared about losing followers and people unfriending you ?

well i have good news and bad news ,the good news is that your social profiles can be active while you are dead ,the bad news is that you will still be dead

there is an application called LIVESON that allows you to tweet beyond the grave ,the application uses data from your previous social life ,to tailor tweets and links to share with your followers and friends ,you can even send private messages to people

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Its not completely perfect ,there is still work going on these types of applications ,but there is another Facebook application that allows you to create a video or text message that will only be published after you die after confirmation from three friends that you have entrusted ,its called IF I DIE 

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