5 THINGS THE MAN OF STEEL CANNOT DO
He is Superman , Faster than a speeding bullet! More powerful than a locomotive! Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound ,Superman is all this and more when he is not weakened by kryptonite . with all these characteristics it seems that superman can do anything , but unfortunately there are some things the man of steel cannot do .
1.THE MAN OF STEEL CANNOT BRUSH HIS TEETH :
yes Superman can not infact brush his teeth , his teeth are probably harder than steel and cleaning them won’t be ineffective with a toothbrush ,his tooth will probably be covered with super bacteria , superman may have super bad breath.
2 .The man of steel cannot Use a Toilet more than once :
with all his abilities it’s no surprise that superman has super poo ,its not the poo that would be deadly it would be the force at which he releases it , the same goes for Urine. It as been quite a debate whether the man of steel craps harder than the incredible hulk
3. The man of steel cannot have sex
yes it unfortunate but the man of steel is most likely a virgin ,i don’t even need to explain it to you,he will surely kill his partner ,if the humping doesn’t kill her ,the Super sperm will. except he uses Kryptonite Condoms .but it still wont save her from the humping . the same goes for Bruce banner ,when he is about to have sex his heart would pump faster and he will inadvertently turn into the hulk and kill the woman.
4. He can not play most sports E.g soccer/Football
with many other Sports, soccer is one of the sports he cannot play ,there is no position he could play without rupturing the ball , as a defender his tackles would be killer, as a winger he sprint would be too much, and as a striker he would be too prolific .
5. The man of steel cannot Get high via Needles
the man of steel’s skin is almost impenetrable and its going to be hard injecting anything into his system( if he were a super junkie) , even normal medicinal drugs can not be shot into his bloodstream (he probably wouldn’t ever need them )
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